South Oldham High School

A school in the middle of what seems like the middle of no where, but really turns out to be... the middle of no where.Though moments away from the bustling city of Louisville, there is still nothing, and will be nothing to do here for a long period of time, due to the nature of the small town of Crestwood. Unless you like paying to play videogames after school (at The Game Lounge) or paying to shoot your rifle/pistol at OpenRange Gun Range after school (come on now, it's KENTUCKY) then you wont love SOHS. Oh! and dont forget the Great football team! And their most memerable (quoted) chant, "0 and 10, never again!" The marching band is actually successfull, but the band kids participate in what nearly seems like inbred intercourse with each other much too often. And though outsiders may be surprised by all the cliques and friend circles SOHS DOESNT have, an outsider wont see the reality that there are cliques and friend circles. Also, make sure and leave your Weed at home. The drug dogs WILL find the weed you hid in the arm rest of your car. Or behind the books you stashed in your locker. They're DRUGDOGS. The Practically have weed vision. They dont even know what color weed is! And racism is only tolerated if you're black.

Counselor: Hello, and welcome to South Oldham High School!

Prospective Student: Ahhh shit... I'd rather a mountain ram do me in the ass with it's devilish sandpaperhorns.

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South Oldham High School

A subpar school that is insanely overcrowded. However, the football team is very good. Was in the middle of nowhere till they built a Walmart near by. Way better than North and Oldham county though.

South oldham high school defeats oldham county 49-0 in football

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South Oldham High school

Owned by Sam Powell and can’t beat Oldham County High School in anything people give a shit about. The girls are so orange and boys like to hit their oompaloompa girlfriends. If wanting to visit this cesspool and in need of weed your in luck! The staff tends to over look that every student has weed on them or is high so they can be offered some. Don’t forget that they want to be like Oldham County so bad their teachers followed after OC and slept with a student.

Do you go to South Oldham High School?

yea… but at least I’m not pregnant

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