Southwest

Area of the US that includes all of Arizona and New Mexico. Also some of California, Texas, Nevada, Utah, Colorado, and Oklahoma.

Southwest cities include Phoenix, Houston, Dallas, Denver, Salt Lake City, San Antonio, Tucson, Albuquerque, El Paso, and Las Vegas.


Easterner: "Good Lord, it's so fucken hot in the Southwest."


Father: "Hey Kids we're going on vacation to see the American Southwest! We'll be visiting the Grand Canyon, Monument Valley, the mountains of Colorado, the deserts and cacti of Arizona, the heat of Nevada, the mormons of Utah, the aliens of New Mexico, the cowboys of Texas, the fun of California and...and...it'll be fun!"

Kids: "Oh cool we're going to Vegas then! Woo hoo!"

Father: "Huh?"

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the Southwest

when a male passenger sits next to a female passenger on any Southwest Airlines flight, exposes his genitals and proceeds to punch her shortly thereafter

I tried giving this chick the Southwest on my flight back from New York but she ducked and I broke my hand.

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Flyin SouthWest

Codename for smokin weed. SouthWest (Airlines) = S.W. = Smokin weed

Oh doo, yesterday, i was flyin southwest with my bros! it was pretty chill! straight dgaf!

Southwest no look

The most thorough pose for the camera in the history of man. A pose originated in Southwest Philly where you willingly look away from the camera while someone is taking a pic of you.

Your southwest no look went platinum on the gram.

Southwest Airlines

The one airline in America with the best record for being on time and not losing luggage. The airline that delays and cancels flight less often than any other. Also the airline with the most friendly, helpful and pleasant customer service. And it is also the most profitable airline and one of the few that didn't milk bankruptcy protection, sticking it to people after bilking all of its creditors.

I had to fly to Phoenix. I took Southwest Airlines because I knew that they would be on time, unlike the others.

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Southwest Airlines

A bargain airline in the United States. Known for the bare essentials on their flights and they must be doing something right because they are the most profitable airline and have never had to file for bankruptcy. Part of the reason is because Southwest bought and stocked up on fuel reserves back in the 1980's when Jet fuel was a lot cheaper. They are also know NOT to charge you a ton of hidden fees. An example: allowing your first two checked bags to be free. There is also no first class or coach sections and there is NO assigned seating just boarding groups A, B, and C. Many US based companies prefer to send personal on domestic business trips VIA Southwest because of the amount of money they save, dis-spelling the "white trash" stereo type.

Self centered people cry about Southwest Airlines because they don't have TV's on their aircraft. I on the other hand am amazed that an airline can get me from Los Angels to West Palm Beach in roughly 5 hours without losing my luggage and at an amazing price. Thank you Southwest, YOU ROCK!

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Southwest Wyoming

The Northeast corner of land that Utah didn't want. Made up of sagebrush, prarie dogs and Mormon settler descendants that couldn't hack the journey to Salt Lake City. Southwest Wyoming is still considered to be part of Utah by the rest of Wyoming's residents and government. Mostly known for the sale of beer kegs, porn, and fireworks to visiting Utahns.

Ammon: "Why did Utah give the Southwest Wyoming territory away?"
Josiah: "Because It was the worst part of Utah."