Soviet Mudflap

Your partner must have explosive diarrhea You anally penetrate your partner of choice with the stock of an Ak-47, and they begin uncontrollably shitting all over the firearm. You then penetrate the barrel of the firearm and use your testicles as a mudflap to control the explosive shit. Once done, you remove the firearm and use the cum and shit covered rounds to protect the motherland.

"Why is rifle covered in cum and shit comrade?"

"I gave the wife the good ol' Soviet Mudflap last night blayt."

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