Soy MILF

Type One: A Granola MILF, or a MILF that enjoys the outdoors and eats particularly healthy.

Type Two: A lactating MILF, who has recently given birth.

Dude, did you check out that chick on the hiking trail, she was a total Soy MILF.

Dude, did you see that babe at the day care center, she was a complete Soy MILF.

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Soy Milf

A vegan or vegetarian Milf.

So bro I started bangin’ this Soy Milf at my Bikram Yoga class. Took her back to my place and got my chakras aligned.