Soylent Greenville

A small town in Missouri made up of canibalistic hilbillies who live in isolation from normal society.

Person 1: I'm going to Arkansas next week.
Person 2: Cool, just make sure you don't take 67. That runs through Soylent Greenville.
Person 1: Oh God! Maybe I should go by plane.
Person 2: That would probably be best. You don't wanna take your chances on these kind of things.

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