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When your girl is sleeping, paint yourself black(if you're not already), put bunny ears on your girl. Then paint your balls like basketballs. Then dramatically jump on your dresser and then slam dunk jump off it towards your bed so as to splelunk your girl in the anal cave repeatedly. All while watching space jam. Do this until your basketball nuts are covered in chocolate doo doo butter, then slap her resoundingly in the mouth with them so she wakes up.
I shaquille o'neal space dunk my girl in the morning, so she wakes up and makes me a sandwich. Space jam is a good movie.
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That moment when you feel a slight boner when you shit, that you eat more cheese to feel it even more. You then learn sphincter control and fuck yourself in the ass with you own shit as if it’s a shit dildo.
My dude John was space dunking on the toilet so hard last night. He was moaning and you could hear the shit splash