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An Airplane-like orbiter that orbited earth in the 1980s through about 2011. The first space shuttle was launched in 1983. The shuttle launched from a humungous fuel tank in the middle, followed by two boosters on the side. The space shuttle program, as many consider, was a massive waste of money. since the fuel tanks and boosters were not reusable, new boosters and fuel tanks had to be built for EVERY SINGLE LAUNCH. this, understandably, cost a ton of money out of Nasa's pockets. The last space shuttle that was ever launched was Atlantis in 2011. To add insult to injury, two space shuttles in history have exploded, killing crew members. Challenger in 1986, and Columbia in 2003.
The shuttle was launched from the John F. Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, Florida. The space shuttle went into space, the side boosters detached, the fuel tank detached, and the actual space shuttle released a satellite into space. the space shuttle came back down and landed in California, then was taken back to florida on a modified Boeing-747.
Person 1: hey man, did you see that space shuttle launch on tv yesterday?
Person 2: yea it was awesome
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To defecate by anus into a condom, place condom into freezer, wait until frozen and then use as dildo.
Lee - Hey Natasha do you want me to Space Shuttle your arse tonight with that giant lump of muck I stuck in the freezer next to the birds eye fish fingers?
Natasha - Erm... Yeah OK.
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what the hell is it with all these sexual references on this site, anyway?
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Shoving a tic-tac into the males "pee-hole" to lauch into your lovers mouth upon climax.
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A type of Shit that has three stages like actual space shuttle first comes a violent out pour of fecal mater leading to the big one then ending in a nice slow one.
man i am sore after that space shuttle i just took.
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A series of 30-year-old "space transport vehicles" that are falling apart, with numerous problems and bugs, that are somehow still authorized for launch. NASA has no business using these ancient pieces of s**t. It is in their best interest to retire them ASAP, before more people are sacrificed because the Bush Administration's priorities are mixed up.
Challenger, Columbia, what's next? Discovery? Atlantis?
The Space Shuttle Program has costed almost $150 BILLION as of 2005. Think of what that $150 Billion could have been used for?
In my opinion, yes, there is something terribly wrong about this government, and I don't just mean our neanderthal president...
Either build a new space shuttle, or lay off, idiots.
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Taking 2 or more rolling papers and combining them to make a joint longer or fatter
Dude, didn't know you could roll space shuttles. Thats longer and fatter than 2 blunts! You must be part of that Space Shuttle Syndicate
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