spam dagger

Male organ; penis

"He pushed his filthy spam dagger deep into her fanjita"

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spam dagger

Meat weapon found in the land of the big purple dribbling heads!!!

do u want to fight with my spam dagger?

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Spam Dagger

When you send Pam to the shops for some fags, bog roll and spam. When you get it you make a spam dagger and force feed it to the cat until it shits on your mums bed

"The cats shat the spam dagger all over mums bed.. Lets blame Andy"

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Jobsworth spam dagger

When a fat, greasy bar man hunts you down because you wont take your wood away and there's a band coming at 6 but your stranded due to adverse weather conditions and your trying to find a canoe

Look you jobsworth spam dagger.. i'm trying to get a canoe to get to you but i might not be there before the band gets there at 6 so you might have to be a hero and cut the wood with your fat spam axe.

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