Speak and Leak

A situation occurrence at the most inopportune time while carrying on a normal conversation with friends and colleagues, making a presentation or publicly speaking. For one to speak and leak, one of the following must occur:

A. One passes loud, dry flatulence and is accompanied by repugnant smell.
B. One attempts to pass dry gas but passes wet gas and sharts and soils their pant's or dress and must make a the waddle to the restroom for a clean up.
C. One has had recent coital relations whereby a load of semen was deposited in one's ass or vagina and said love juice begins to leak out inadvertently leaving a wet stain or noticeable dripping from the under carriage.

As president of the company, Sandy gave her company outlook at the annual stock holders meeting. Her enthusiastic presentation came to an abrupt pause when she began to Speak and Leak. The semen from the Room Service Attendant she had lured to her hotel room for sex began to run down her leg.

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