Speet

An action done to someone physically.

Danielle speeted Brian.

speet

the act of yeeting a spoon into a sink

richard ran into the kitchen and did a big speet

speet

A Twitter status update promoting some good and or service. Often containing exclamation points and poor spelling.

"Why'd you unfollow me?" "Because you sent me a speet about how to grow my follower list."

Speet

When a cop pulls over and you can speed up which is sweet

Dude, that's so speet, we can go faster!