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A really skinny Jew boy who thinks extremely highly of himself contrary to popular belief and has a propensity for poodles. He may be found on weekend nights passed out after drinking 4 beers. Has a tendency to deviate from his natural ethnicity partaking in African American vernacular and hip-hop music. Often thought of as a thorn in you side, a sperling is actually a loyal and compassionate friend who seeks the acceptance of others. Lastly the sperling has a sister with a cum chin.
"Yo Reese, you're being a total sperling tonight."
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The watery like discharge from a squirtable Ketchup bottle that has not been previously used.
"oh man, i squeezed SPERL all over my hamburger!!"
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To shoot an innocent child by mistake. Named for Tony Sperl, a police officer who shat and killed an 8n year old kid in California who was holding a squirt gun.
Oh shit, I did a Sperl last night. Took me an hour to get the brain matter cleaned off my shoes
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"Damn Gord, you really pulled a Glay Sperling on that guitar solo..."
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A gril with a very annoying dog
That dog is such a "Heidi Sperling"
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The one and only person who is God and everyone's gotta get used to it.
Sperling Mark is God with his hands.
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My nigga who got suspended for no fucking reason
Damn Justin Sperling is my nigga for life