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1) A facility that collects sperm from donors, usually for the purpose of artificial insemination.
2) A loose, promiscuous woman that collects sperm from "donors", usually for the purpose of oral or vaginal consumption. often in large quantities.
That tramp Beth applied for a job at the sperm bank the other day. They turned her down. They said they were afraid she would "gobble up all the profits".
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A fun place to go to when you're broke and/or need to get off. They let you borrow their free porn so that you can rub one out into a cup, AND you get paid! Make sure you don't get a magazine that has "water damage"
You get $50 per visit, but the thing is you have to go at least once a week and go through a pretty thorough screening process. And after 20 or so successful ejaculates, you get $60 per visit.
Getting paid to jerk off. What a deal! Sign me up.
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A woman of loose morals, who engages in promiscuous sexual activity.
Oh man...Lucy is your sister-in-law? That chick is a walking sperm bank!
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The legal way to buy and sell children. Sperm are living things too, you know.
The only thing worth going to a sperm bank is that they pay you once you released your load.
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Facility where you are paid for your saved ejaculations!
“Louisiana Sperm Bank, You Squeeze, We Freeze It!”
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An individual who is a bit of a whore and addicted to semen often confused with a cum slut. They tend to be used as a sperm receptacle especially in a dogging session
You can see Dion must of walked by, he leaves a trail like a snail from his ass.... It’s because he is a mobile sperm bank... Must be filled to the brim again.. .