Spicy Pepe

When you have unprotected anal sex with a prostitute in Tijuana and get a chili flake in your pee hole.

Took a long drive south, across the border, then was approached by the gnarliest whore who only took it in the bung hole. Long story short, got a chili flake in my peephole. Went to Mexico, came home with a spicy Pepe.