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(Noun) spI-cEy peppeR: a very tempermental hornonal young adult vegetable who can fluctuate emotional imbalances from fits of rage to cuddle sessions within minutes. Approach with caution, if hungry, hungover, and or tired. Usually well mannered if rested and or post Nordstrom shopping binge.
Jesus Claira your being a spicy pepper!
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When you chop up a hot pepper for dinner and then rub one out. “
Fuck, I forgot and rubbed my eye after chopping up that pepper. 🤔 I hope there’s still time for a Spicy Pepper jack. Pornhub don’t fail me now!
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A quote made by Francine Smith from American Dad. She tried many times to write a quote that was worth remembering after her death, and this was what she decided upon, with the help of Klaus the fish.
Person 1: I don't want to eat your home-cooked food anymore!
Person 2: Why don't you like it? Do you want me to make chicken parmesan more often, since you like it so much?
Person 1: No! Your food is just terrible.
Person 3: Ooh, things are getting too spicy for the pepper here!
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