Spicy Turdstorm

The fecal matter that comes exploding out of a hand air dryer in public restrooms. Usually, someone who has just defecated will put their feces in the hand air dryer for this to happen.

Matty: I went to use the restroom in the McDonald's, and after I did my business and washed my hands, I had shit all over my shirt, pants, shoes, and hands when I went to use the air dryer!

Robby: Oh man, looks like you just experienced a spicy turdstorm.

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