Spicy transfer

When you are trying to have sex with a girl but her vagina is too blown out even for the Holland Snuggie (see definition), you decide to take it to the back door. Unknown to you she recently had Chipotle. While doing her from behind a spicy transfer occurred when a jalapeño seed from her poop shoot made it into your dick hole causing a shooting pain through your pickle.

Last night was the last time I will ever pick up a random piece after Taco Tuesday because after 5 minutes of anal a spicy transfer occurred.