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When a semi-"excited" male person's crotch looks like a curled up dead spider.
Janice: "Did you see Jerome's spider crotch today?!"
John: "What on earth is a spider crotch"
Janice *makes a fist* "His crotch looked like a dead spider!"
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The pubic hair that sneaks out of a bikini bottom.
Man look at the crotch spiders on her. Impressive.
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The regrowth hair that needs shaved in the pubic region, or The few pubic hairs that need trimmed that sneak out of a bikini bottom. The lighter version of a Thighbrow.
Candice was avoiding going swimming with her friends as she had a bad case of crotch spiders, even though she had shaved 3 days ago.
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Often found in McDonalds hamburgers.
Jerome: Shit, dude! I just found a set of crotch spiders in my burger!
Alan: That's nasty shit, man.
Pumba: Mhm.
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Tiny little dingleberrys that come from the pubic region and also from furry butts.
commonly occurs when males run without wearing boxers.
I tell my boyfriend all the time to stop putting crotch spiders on the wall in the shower. But he doesnt listen.
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