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Spider Flange

A vagina that has been out of use for so long that it has come alive. It grows eight legs, lots of hair and it also shoots webs.

No 1: I had a rough woman last night...

No 2: What happened?

No 1: I think she had a spider flange 'cause when i was trying to sleep i felt something wrapping around my leg...like a web.

No 2: Raging for you. I heard you got fruit gummed....

by potato pusher January 1, 2011

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