A pig that can (magically...*cough*) walk on walls and/or ceilings, much like an arachnid.
Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does.
Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig.
Look out, he is a Spiderpig.
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A pig that is a spider
he can not swing from a web because he is a pig
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A notorious comedic person full of hilariously unregulated anecdotes and one demand wit. Nefariously successful with the women and able to drink more cane and coke than any normal person.
Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does.
Can he shit, yes he can, just wait a bit
Can he bust a nut, yeshe can, in your butt
Can he drink, yes he can It's Spider PIG! "Wink"
Look out, he is a Spiderpig.
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