After climax from performing extensive anal intercourse, but immediately after lighting a Doral 100, while felching your own ejaculate from the recieving parties rectum, depositing smoke inside aforementioned rectal cavity. Only valid if Doral 100's are available.
"Finding that old carton of Doral 100's in grandmas freezer was fortuitous, I was just thinking how great it would be if I could Spiegal Turwilliger with you tonight."