Spinach Armada

When your mother / father keep pestering you to eat you vegetables, and continually question you about it, despite the fact that you have told them NO 47 times already.

Mother: If you don't eat your vegetables, you won't get any ice cream afterwards...

Son: I don't give a damn! I don't want to eat my vegetables!

Father: Why don't you want to eat your vegetables?

Son: I just don't want -

Mother: Tell your father why you won't eat your vegetables now!

Son: Bloody hell, ma! What is this, the Spinach Armada?

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