the spinning orb

it's a particuly freaky sex move, for it to work you need a really fat person to sit on youre face and then fling you using only his/her ringer. to latch on the fatty will need to spin around.

G sus: 'ohhh i have broken my body, last night my obese whale of a girlfriend gave mr the spinning orb'

Nan: 'shit, thats the most dangerous move in the world.'

Spinning Orb

When you grip the very base of your scrotum and then proceed to twist it up like you’re closing a bread bag.

Man A: Hey bro, what’s wrong?

Man B: I was spinning orb last night and my balls never twisted back. Oh well, guess i’ll just die!!!