Spirits in Fredericksburg

A shitty bar filled with scum bags and pretend metalheads. The bouncers are crack heads who slip roofies in girls' drinks. The bathroom is covered in a filthy slime of hepatitis, piss, and smegma. If you're trying to get laid, ask the guy with a tattoo of a dick on his dick. He will suck you off for a free PBR, in the bathroom.

I need a good BJ, and I would love some hepatitis. I'm going to Spirits in Fredericksburg!!