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Spit and Shine

The act of spitting into both palms of your hands, grabbing your partner's genitals (male/female), and jerking/rubbing them in a furious yet delightful pattern. Can often be associated with heavy gagging.

Male 1: Hey man, how was it last night with your girl, did you score?
Male 2: Not much, man, she gave me a wicked spit and shine though!
Male 1: Spit and Shine, whats that?
Male 2: *spits*, *spits*, *proceeds to make disgusting and repulsive deepthroating sounds*

by Cypress Hillbilly April 29, 2013


Spit and Shine

The act of gobbing in your hand and rubbing it on the pus. Usually as lubrication to aid penile transit into the vag, however may also be done simply for bant.
Many recipients of 'the shine' are unimpressed and it should only be used in exceptional circumstances.

'She was a bit dry last night when I went to go in, had to give her some of the old spit and shine didn't I!'

by Alex Kellett January 18, 2018

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spit first shine later

A term used to describe a style of writing where you write furiously and randomly, then worry about spelling, grammar and sentence structure later.

The point is to bring out all your ideas on to the page as fast as possible and then rearrange them till they make sense.

Comes from an old concept where one spits on an old dirty object, then wipes it off resulting in a shine. First used by a blogger under the pen-name "FitJerk"

Instead of worrying about writing the perfect article, why don't you just spit first shine later?

by FitJerk July 30, 2010

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Spit Shine

When masturbating, or recieving a hand-job, spit is put on the hands, and treated as a lubricant to stimulate the cock.

"My bitch gave me a spit shine lastnight, it felt so fuckin' good."

by Treble June 16, 2003

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Spit Shine

Taking saliva from ones mouth and applying it in a vigorous rubbing motion to your dry skin(usually ankles, knuckles or knees). Used as a last resort when a failure to remember to put lotion on before leaving the house occurs.

I was on my way to meet some booty but i had to give my knuckles a quick spit shine because everybody knows you cant succeed in acquiring the butt if you look like Ashy Larry

by Ol Dirty Drawz August 4, 2011

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Spit Shine

A Spit Shine is when you nut onto a girls forehead and you use the tip or head of your dick and wipe the nut all over her forehead until it is shiny.

"Last night was crazy man, I gave my girl a spit shine and boy was her forehead gleaming."

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017

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spit shined

Shiney as new; or worked hard to clean something to make it appear as new

She has a spit shined lexus in her porch. Spit shined means .

To impress the interviewer I spit shined my outfit.

by sudeepjha1993 January 4, 2016

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