Splaf

The act of ejaculating over your girlfriends face.

Baby, can I splaf on your face tonight?

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SPLAF

Simultaneous Pedestrian Lateral Avoidance Failure: SPLAF
The awkward situation in which two people cannot find a way to avoid one another while walking in opposite directions toward one another, as one person continually moves horizontally to match the other's movements.

Onlooker 1: "What are they doing, moving back and forth like that?"
Onlooker 2: "It's a SPLAF."

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Splaffing

The act of laughing in spanish.

Derived from 'Spanish' and 'laughing'.

"Dude that joke is so funny ajajajajajah"
"Omg you are so splaffing at my joke!"

splaffing

jus a note from richard brick to all the kids out there. don't smoke....... or felch. I've heard from my good friend Samwise Ganji (see Sam Jones), that felching aint very nice. I wouldn't know.

Don't Smoke

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