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The diarrhea that is caused by a night of drinking heavy amounts of natty or natty ice.
Matt: Want to go get some lunch dude?
Dillon: Nah man I have to be within a 10 ft. radius of a toilet, I got the splatties.
Matt: You should get a job and buy some nicer beer.
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The explosive anal discharge of liquid Natural Light from the night before...
I'm still recovering from the bad case of the Nati Splatties I had earlier...
The diarrhea type version of shits you get after a night of drinking Natural Light
Dude, when i woke up this morning i had the worst Natty Splatty's ever
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When you are given a bad rating on Rotten Tomatoes, you are given a “Splatty Tomato.”
I don’t want to see that movie. It’s a Splatty Tomato.
Splatty back when spooning and there's alot of pre cum
Awh babe you gave me splatty back
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Splatty Matty is an entity and a force of nature that everyone fears. It strikes fear into the hearts of all mortal men/women. Hanging out behind the dumpsters of almost any liquor or beer store it can find he tries to entice minors into doing sexual favours for the purchase of alcohol. No sexual act is too disgusting or depraved for Splatty Matty. Even incest with his own mother. There have been many imitation Splatty Mattys but the true Splatty Matty can not be replaced. If you encounter Splatty Matty there is nothing you can do but give up all hope. He will terrorize you even in your dreams. Which he quickly turns to nightmares with his callous disregard for sexual harassment, his disgusting sexual advancements, his lack of discrimination on his targets, and the fact that he talks in the third person. You can try running but the Splatty Matty always gets what he wants.....
Emerges from behind dumpster-“Hey there kids! You lookin to get some wobbly pops?!? Well Splatty Matty would love to help you get that sweet liquid courage nectar for ya..... but first you have to swallow all of Splatty Mattys sweet sweet nectar uhhh yeahhh huhuhuh......”
The resulting substance that usually sprays a man after he cums in a woman's ass and pulls out too fast causing her to fart.
Splatty mayonnaise went all over me after the girl I just did in the ass farted.
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