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A term coined by Cindy B. Gilbert to describe a broke man attempting to be a sugar daddy.
(Other artificial sweetener brands suffice as well for this term.)
Jessica: Hey did you here about that gold digger dude Michael's dating?
Cindy: Ha, Michael having a bae.. funny...but seriously bro, no worries there, Michael is such a Splenda Daddy.
Jessica: Whaddya' mean?
Cindy: Everyone knows Michael's broke af.
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A daddy (straight or gay older male with father like attributes and/or likes to sleep with younger individuals) that claims to provide financial support for love and attention, however does not meet the financial prerequisites to provide substantial sugar
My sugar daddy lost his job, thank god for his savings account so at least he can be Splenda daddy for now
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A significant other that wants to spoil you like a Sugar Daddy but doesn't have enough money to do so.
"My Splenda Daddy wanted to buy me new clothes so he went to Goodwill and bought a $30 AC/DC t-shirt."
A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.
She was all excited that she had finally landed a Sugar Daddy until he rolled up in his Accord. It was then she realized she had landed a Splenda Daddy, instead.
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An older man who dates younger women but nowhere near as wealthy as a "sugar daddy." Not quite the same as the real thing.
My Splenda Daddy works for the City and his car broke down when he took me to the Club that has no cover last night.
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When the guy your dating isn't a millionaire, but still trys to spoil you.
Looks like you got yourself a Splenda Daddy!
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A suitable substitute for a sugar daddy, without the crash. Financially sound, smart with investments, and too attractive to have to pay for it.
My sugar daddy stopped paying my rent and I got evicted. I pulled my bum self to gether and now I have a splenda daddy that gets me the occasional man bag, spa day, and bag of tina.
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