To Spling is to anything and everything. Simply put, it's as versatile as the work "Fuck".
Spling you, go Spling yourself. Splinging Splinger. Now Spling off and go do something with your life.
noun, verb, splinged, spling-ing.
βnoun
1. Hinged spline: a jointed device or flexible long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.; slat.on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
2. Splined hinge: a long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.or jointed device on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
βverb (used with object)
3. to furnish with or attach by a splinge or splinges.
-splinge (used as expression of amazement)
4. to wibble, or splinge as an incredulous outburst when your flabber is ghasted.
Apprentice:'This splinge won't fit properly, the sprocket doesn't flange cleanly.'
Mechanic:'Ah, you need a splined hinge, not a hinged spline - easy mistake'
Ted: 'WoW, Obama did it !'
Bill: '....... :O .. splinge !'
97π 13π
To laugh out loud.
Derivation: Believed to have evolved from the more popular
L.O.L. 'Spring Roll' --> 'Spling Lol' --> 'Spling'
Often used as graffiti on official parking signs in London, rendering them invalid - AKA "Rathboning"
86π 26π
1. To throw something.
2. The sound made when practicing hand based magic.
Just spling it over there.
6π 2π
Splinge To refer to something as cool
That shirt you got on is so Splinge
8π 3π
A split fringe. A fringe that has split into sections due to high amounts of moisture or oil in it.
That girl has a bit of a splinge going on right now... Someone hand her a comb!
13π 4π