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To be hit in the face with a pie.
Garfield-"What does splutted mean?"
Pie hits him in face.
"Oh. Splutted"
Season 1 episode 7 Garfield and Friends
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The sound effect of a pie being thrown or shoved in someones face. (as in those God-awful Garfield comics)
Mary: Jen, I baked you a coconut cream pie.
Jen: Oh thank you!
Mary: Here, try some! *splut*
Jen: *displays middle finger*
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Guy1: wow, I heard that girl slept with the whole football team
Guy2: what a splut!
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The sound of a male ejaculating, or the act of ejaculating.
"Christos made a rather loud splut as he reached his orgasm."
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The female equivalent to a male fap, indicating the noise made during the process.
Oooh, Brad Pitt!
*splut splut splut*
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1. When you fall on someone. Usually from a distance. Not to be confused with "going splat"
2. The noise made by an object falling into your slushie.
"Keith fell off the balcony and landed on Malcom with a splut"
"What did you put in there!? Don't lie! Don't lie! I heard it go 'splut'!"
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A female who pretends to be interested in competitive sports only to seem more appealing to men. Notorious for completely bringing the entire vibe any particular sporting event down with their questions and/or needless and ignorant remarks.
Sport+Slut=Splut
Spluts will most often be seen wearing nothing but jerseys.
That splut may not know what a TE is, but that jersey-dress does a great job of outlining hers. NOW IF SHE COULD ONLY SHUT THE HELL UP!
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