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when you cant quite finish what you are doing or saying, due to an express of air
1)whilst in the middle of a funny joke a burp takes you off course.
2)whilst in serious conversation you cough and end up spitting in the face of your mate.
3)whilst in mid-excreetion, a pocket of air channels out your backside causing splutter on the rim
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An intense jerkin' session which ends in extreme self pleasure.
Tugging you'r meat fast, which then ends in splutterness all over ur hand....and maybe you'r face.
avoid eye contact
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when you walk ungracefully or un co-ordinatedly usually using lots of hand gestures and/or just doing something in an awkward kind of way
"oh my god laura you you keep spluttering past jack lister."
"oh, how embarrassing."
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A long and haphazard trail of liquidized faeces, left by dogs with serious gastro-intestinal problems.
With wonder and awe we followed the Calcutta Splutter from avenue to alleyway.
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A very heavy and intense bout of diarrhea.
I shouldnt have eaten that street food last night, this morning I've had an insane amount of Calcutta splutter of bowel butter.
A super-strongly-expressed declining/disagreeing gesture, involving tightly shutting one's eyes and shaking one's head back and forth so rapidly/forcefully that one's cheeks/lips waggle violently from side to side; this is often accompanied by exhaling/humming so as to produce a loud rhythmic burbling sound as the head is shaken. Most often used by younger children, though adults may occasionally display the gesture, especially in regards to a topic that they feel extra-emotionally-charged about.
School menu-advisor, interviewing a new kindergarten student to learn his food-preferences: So you like oatmeal with milk and raisins okay... that's good... well, then, how about buckwheat cereal?
Youngster, assuming a horrified facial-expression and almost turning green before scrunching up his face and vigorously shaking his head: Wvvbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl-vbwlvbl!
School menu-advisor, amusedly marking "no" on the list of cafeteria-selections: Okay --- MAJOR lips-spluttering dissent on THAT one!
What a parent or other older relative of an "innocent child" does when said uninhibited youngster blurts out a clever "in yer face" remark/response that said grownup and other observers find shockingly amusing.
It's always amusing when someone performs an involuntary puffed-cheeks splutter, but it is even more hilarious if the person happens to be taking a drink of water o r other liquid at the time, resulting in an enormous :"geyser" followed by a long bout of hacky coughing.