Spock out with his cock out

A nerd trying to pick up chicks. His method will always utterly fail, until he tries it on...a nerdette! In which case, he will be absolutely sucksexful!

PETER: Oh my God! Check out Poindexter with that babe over there. Watch him Spock out with his cock out!

BOBBY: She is a total fox, yet, she is also quite nerdy. Poindexter might just score.

PETER: No way! She's way to hot for him.

BOBBY: Hold on, I think I'm making out something about Nuclear Physics, yea, yea, she's responding, she's nodding, she's smiling, he's made some kind of Physics joke that I don't get, she's laughing...

PETER: They're leaving together! Fuck! I drove up to her in my red Corvette convertible and asked her to the football game, and she turned me down cold!

BOBBY: Revenge of the nerds, bro'.

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Rock Out With My Spock Out

To openly be a fan of any of the Star Trek series and/or films. Also known as a "Trekky".

Nerd #1: Did you hear about the Star Trek marathon tonight?

Nerd #2: Affirmative, Captain. I'm gonna Rock Out With My Spock Out.

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Spock it out

To assess the situation with logic

When you Spock it out, you do like Spock and determine if it’s a situation you can deal with - “Captain Kirk - there’s a 31 percent chance we can make it past the guards and disable the reactor”

“Spock - this isn’t a time for logic!”

Rock out with your spock out

Rock out with your Spock out

Phrase used in response to one who is or who is about to get very nerdy, scientific, or boring.

Guy 1: Hey Todd, I'm on my way to a session of D&D. This week we're LARPing and raiding the storehouse of the orcs to find the mithril armor they stole from the elves.

Guy 2: (sarcastically) Oh boy, sounds like a blast. Rock out with your Spock out.