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spongebob syndrome

the square feeling of your butt after you've been sitting in the same position for far too long.

Hillary: (gets up from chair she's been sitting in for hours) "Ow! I have spongebob syndrome!"

Kristina: "What's that?"

Hillary: "When you've been sitting the same way for too long, and when you get up your butt feels square."

by teeny0584 October 14, 2006

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Spongebob Syndrome

A male or female way beyond the age of 18 that chooses not to pursue bigger or higher things in life, but rather choose to settle for less. Not really thinking about the future, just simply being in the moment wasting time in a low paying job, rather than pursuing a better career.

Joey: Aye Phil I see you been at Mcdonalds for quite many years! Do you plan on possibly finding a better career? Your 35!
Phil: Nah, I'm used to working there! They pay me good! I'm fine right where I'm at.
Joey: But you get no benefits and the pay is actually very low. I mean are you at least a manager?!
Phil: Uhhh...no I just I been a fry cook for all the years I've worked there. Whats wrong with that?
Joey: What you mean, "Whats wrong with that your 35-years old! Move up in the company at least. (Well I guess he has a serious case of Spongebob Syndrome.)

by XxxKoleboyxxX March 21, 2022


Spongebob syndrome

Knowing all the lines from all the spongebob episodes.

She/he has Spongebob syndrome. She know every Spongebob line!

by Bootyliciousgod August 17, 2018

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Spongebob Elevator Syndrome

Spongebob Elevator Syndrome Refers To A Roblox Experience/Game, That Gets Deleted When It Gets Popular.

An Example Of An Experience In Roblox That Has Suffered Spongebob Elevator Syndrome, Is Raise A Floppa

by HelloLarvaRed July 7, 2022

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Spongebob Syndrome

Typically a character in media who shows every sign of being gay, but turns out to be straight.

The term "Spongebob Syndrome" coming from the fact that Spongebob himself has married Sandy the Squirrel canonically, despite being assumed gay. (writers even attempting to correct this later on.)

Important to note that Spongebob Syndrome does not apply to characters like James from PokΓ©mon, as he's believed to be bisexual.

Hey dude, remember that character from that one TV show? The one who flirted with pretty much every guy he ran into? He has Spongebob Syndrome, he isn't gay, he's dating a woman!

by Broboiii June 24, 2024