Spooing

When a guy cums in your mouth, then you spit it on wax paper, dry it with either a hair dryer or naturally dry, scrape the dried cum with a razor blade, chop into fine lines and snort it. Wait for 5 minutes. Then euphoria.

My girl and her sister were just spooing my jizz. Mind blown. I'm dead.

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spooed

When your friend screws you over.

I loaned Seth some money and he totally spooed me by not paying me back for over a year.

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Spoo

A nickname for someone named Spencer

My Dad is named Spencer, but his friends call him Spoo.

spoo

1- The male ejaculatory fluid, especially when deposited somewhere other than the woman's vagina

2- The act of a male ejaculating

The male porn star got spoo all over the woman's face.

Oh, baby, I'm about to spoo!

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Spoo

(s-p-oooooooo) (the oooooooo is said in a high pitched voice)
It is the word 'oops' backwards and is used to describe something that is small and cute.

Look at that tiny grape. We will now refer to it as spoo.

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Spoo

Spoo is/are (the plural of Spoo is Spoo) little white pasty creatures mentioned in passing in Babylon 5 as being a delicacy of the Centauri. They are mealy little critters which don't do much in the way of anything.

"Ugh, it's terrible. And the Centauri love this stuff?"
"Eat it by the truckload."
"And what do you think of the ham?"
"Tastes like chicken."

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Spoo

A substance that male vampires ejaculate in place of sperm, which is absent from their bodies. Spoo, like all other liquids in a vampire's body (besides the blood that they drink) is venom.

It tastes and smells delicious, and there is a small line of possible spoo-products being discussed. Those products include, but are not limited to:

Shamspoo
KY Spooelly
Hairspooray
Spootrogena Body Lotion
Sparklyspoo Body Lotion
Spoo Flu Treatment
OOOOOOOOOOOH! d'Edward

Have you been on the Vampire Mating thread lately? They're talking about spoo!

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