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spoonism is the rare cult/religion of the spoon species. The sacred spoon is their leader and to show that they are all part of the spoonism religion they each wear a small spoon necklace around their necks. They are often inclined to buy small objects representing or symbolising spoons in their prime to show their respect to the spoon gods.
person 1: I've decided to become an atheist
person 2: No don't do that bruv
person 1:why not?
person 2: being part of the spoonism cult is much better
When two person orders the same thing and only one person gets a spoon
E.g Two friends orders a yoghurt and only one person get given a special spoon and the other dont. We call that spoonism, similar terms like racism, sexism.
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The religion of the future! {Spoonists} praise {Mr. Spoonhower} and only use spoons when they eat (occasionally sporks). You can typically see a Spoonist chanting "ALL HEIL SPOON" Spoonists despise {Shenists}.
Spoonism is so much better then Shenism
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a cult worshipping the all knowing and all powerful mr. spoonhower.
and or
the act of worshipping mr. spoonhower.
all hail the all knowing spoons.
1. n. Of or relating to The Spooners, a cult like group of people from around the world, primarily the US, Denmark, Australia, and England.
ant. spork
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Spoonism Is A Religion Surrounding Reflection
Hey did you hear that Bobby joined Spoonism?
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1. An act of pure stupidity. Derived from the word spoon. One who carries out many Acts of Spoonism on a daily basis may be described as a spoon by their peers.
2. When someone carries out an act of discriminatory behavior known as spoonism.
E.g. Amelia: did you see me trip in Mr Somiyegi's class? It was so embarrassing.
Olivia: ah yes, some might say it was an Act of Spoonism.