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sported

When your favorite live TV show gets overrun by a game (of any sport) that's running long. Especially frustrating for non-sports fans trying to watch comedy.

Oh man! freakin hockey game sported Saturday Night Live again.

by relativ March 19, 2017

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Not a sport

A saying used by mostly NBA and NFL fans whenever they see a sport that isn't the NBA or NFL tweeted by SportsCenter or Bleach Report. It's often linked to people who grew up fatherless or people with a mental disability

"Don't care + not a sport + ratio"

by Inabakumori fan ^_^ May 30, 2021

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sport

the name your dad calls you by that makes you feel like a total loser, which you probably are anyway (synonyms: champ, chief, etc.)

"Hey sport, whaddya say your old man teaches you to throw the ol' ball around today."
"Dad, I'm an All-American pitcher at U of Texas."
"Oh sorry son, the ol' ticker ain't what it used to be."
"Dad, please, you're embarrassing me in front of my bitch."

by Nick D April 29, 2003

1085๐Ÿ‘ 262๐Ÿ‘Ž


sporting

Slang for wearing. Also used to describe what athletes wear when they compete.

He is sporting a rare pair of Air Jordans.

by Jon Thomas September 29, 2005

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sport

The sociological phenomena where throwing large amounts of money at anything will cause participants and spectators alike to obsess over the subject in question.

"Think we can turn butter-churning into a sport?"
"I'm a multi-billionaire. I'll see what I can do."

by Crackeford July 27, 2013

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sports

America's state-sponsored religion.

On Sunday we pray sports.

by thenewnumber904 March 23, 2006

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Sport

generic name used as a substitute for a person's surname.

See also chief, ace, champ, boss, dude, pal, slappy, guy, man, homey, junior, my deuce

I was at work today, and some dickface dropped this line on me:

"What's up, sport? Think you can get me a drink there, chief? What do you say, champ?"

by Ricky Roma November 27, 2003

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