Sports Poo

After intensive sport one is rewarded with a excellent poo of ideal consistency. Often the movement leaves with a "clean getaway" (see definition for clean getaway) - essentially very little wiping required.

(Speaking after a day of intensive sport; swimming, cycling, running etc..) "Man I feel good - just had the most amazing Sports Poo! - nice big one with a clean getaway and everything.

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