Spot Hopper

1. A person who can never stay at one locale for an evening.

2. A drug dealer who changes your decided upon meeting location frequently.

Guy One: This party is so sick! I'm glad we got here just in time. Let's get some punch!

Guy Two: Yeah, this has been pretty cool. Wanna hit up Peter's now?

Guy One: It's been six minutes...

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Dealer: Alright, so the parking lot behind the school.

Customer: Okay, see you there.

Dealer: Actually, how's the BK by the movie theater?

Customer: That's fine. So I'll see you-

Dealer: Aaactually, let's just do this at the-

Customer: PICK A GODDAMN SPOT, you spot hopper!