Spout Peeler

Someone suffering severe sexual frustration. To ascertain if someone is affected, give them a bottle of beer. If suspect peels the label off the neck of the beer bottle, they are sexually frustrated. Fuck them if necesarry/possible to cure. Purchasing hookers for the individual may also relieve symptoms. Condoms are advised.

I had a beer with Liam last night and realised he's a spout peeler!

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