Sprague Syndrome

A mental issue that occurs after living in the small town of Sprague, Washington for more than 5 minutes.

Symptoms that occur are:
1. Total lack of social skills
2. Having a tendency to spread drama
3. Blowing minor issues out of proportion

4. Taking any form of criticism as an attack
5. Losing the ability to reason

Sprague Syndrome largely occurs within Sprague, Washington, however it can and most likely has spread into the outside world. Sources claim that the ailment occurs because of the poor social environment in Sprague, hence the name “Sprague Syndrome”. In some exceptional cases, persons in Sprague have been seen to be immune to the effects of Sprague Syndrome. These people are usually found griping about Sprague Syndrome on internet forums.

Guy 1: “Damn, this chick’s nuts, she must have a major case of Sprague Syndrome.”

Guy 2: “That’s what you get for messing with Sprague chicks my guy!”