Springfield, TN

Springfield is an initially charming small-town with a seemingly endless amount of people who would give you the shirt off their back. However, the longer you live there, the more you begin to realize what an absolute shit hole it is. Kids habitually go to the Wal-Mart or empty fields for entertainment and the parents of said kids are either too self-involved to care or stuck in their own childish fantasies to realize their kids are throwing their lives away, just as they have.

One can remedy this condition by either moving out or killing themselves.

Ex. 1 - "Springfield, TN, home of the...what?"
Ex. 2 - "I moved out of Springfield, TN, now my life is worth living."

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