Spulink

Verb (Spull-ink)

To cry so hard that your floor gets soaked with tears and starts to grow rare and toxic mushrooms out of it.

Person 1: Oh shit what happened to your floor?
Person 2: Oh yeah I dropped my peanut butter toast face down last night and spulinked all over the floor.
Person 3 (through the window): Mmmmm mushrooms ;)