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When a college professor has a lot of spittle around the mouth, and the college professor's name is Murtle
Person 1: Bro that Science teacher has a crazy amount of spittle
Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: Yeah, look it up
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When a guy weakly ejaculates out of a semi-hard penis.
Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke
How was it last night?
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job
A turtle who spins webs to collect water. Since turtles are so slow, they are unable to reach water for long periods of time and therefore have evolved into a spurtle. Spurtles make Spiderman look like a loser.
When a guy is having sex with his partner and they are about to reach climax.. the partner kneels to receive the climax on the face like a money shot and they are peed on instead of the climax. Classic bait and switch aka Spurtle’d
Stephanie was waiting for the money shot and got Spurtle’d nice and proper Instead!
An implement you use to stir the porridge (roofles)
Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.
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Another name for premature ejaculation, typically occurring from the friction of the penis brushing the inside of the women’s leg.
She won’t be calling me again, I spurtled all over her thigh