Spyder Lumps

A disease worse than measles, mumps, and rubella. If a member of your Oregon Trail team contracts spyder lumps, its game the fuck over. Forget trying to forge a river or go hunting for deer, spyder lumps shows no mercy. There is no known vaccine but some say there is a cure to be found in a library off of decatur street in Philidelphia. Ask the man who grew up there, played fewtball there and used to be a carpenter for help.

When the doctor came back into the room, I could tell by the look on his face it wasn't good. My sigh of relief when he said it wasn't AIDS was premature...for it was, the spyder lumps.

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