Squabble of Karens

A groups of, usually American, God fearing women, who sport short, blonde, asymmetrical haircuts, travelling as the aforementioned Squabble, seeking to express their personal opinion and demands upon the world.

Example: a squabble of Karens, attending a coffee shop, without masks, demanding the\at they have ‘RIGHTS’.

Often this Squabble also carry phones using them to document their regular Squabbles, for posterity.

These Squabbles are a newly evolved activity, as the Karens have a perceived ‘safety in numbers’, attitude. Sadly, the squabble forgets that as there is always a ‘Head Karen’, who leads the Squabble, this Karen is usually the main antagonist.

Best course of action if encountered, is to poke absolute fun at the inept, brainless Squabble, recording all interactions, for self preservation, as the Head Karen is akin to requiring the Squabble to immediately fall in line and claim some perceived offence against any person who confronts them. This is often the ‘illegality’ of recording in public, the claim that they are ‘Americans’ and have rights.

The rare treat. A Squabble of Karens wearing their oversized, blowfly style glasses. This is another recently evolved behaviour. Scientists believe this is an attempt to make the eyes look bigger, whilst hiding the fact their eyes are usually tightly squeezed, as a response to the ear-splitting screech.

Look out, there is a Squabble of Karens coming!