Squabtoos (SQuAb-TOOS)

A worthless glob that has two eyes and one really flat tooth.
It's known to float around people's houses spying on men in the bathroom.
It's been around since the the first human ever recorded and they would also
spy on them trying to use the bathroom, which was just a massive hole.

Scientific name: Squabtoisis toobus

"Aeneas is acting like such a Squabtoos (SQuAb-TOOS) today."