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When your eyes are glued to the boob tube or a computer monitor for hours and hours and hours on end. DUH, because TV's and monitors are square! Therefore you become a square eyed zombie!!! SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY! YEHA!!
EXAMPLE!!!
Mom: "Kid your getting square eyes again! Why don't you go outside and play in the freeway!"
Kid: "Damn it! MOM! I'm watching a Saved by the Bell marathon and Full House is on next! Go get me some cheezy poofs and some grape soda BIATCH!"
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Jeep Wrangler Model years 87-95 (YJ)
Your jeep has square eyes!
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This can occur from staring at a TV screen or computer monitor for hours on end.
When working in an office staring at a computer monitor all day, your eyes start to feel tired & drowsy, almost as if they're becoming square shaped. It gets worse when doing a repetitive task, eg editing a spreadsheet full of boring numbers for hours on end........
It can also occur when you've watched a Lord of the Rings Trilogy Marathon or from watching porn for 48 hours straight when left alone at home when the wife/girlfriend/room-mate goes away for the weekend.
eg 1
John: I'm sick of editing these numbers in this spreadsheet. My eyes feel like they're becoming square............
Sally: Dude, you sound like you've got a bad case of Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)
eg 2
Matt: Oh man, Jess went away for a Spa weekend with the girls. I watched so much porn that my eyes are burning!
Steve: Shit man, you look like you're suffering from Square Eyes, or Squaritis to use the medical term. I feel the same, Shoniqwa went to her parents so I watched the Lord of the Rings Trilogy back to back, then watched all of the Star Wars films, I was so fucked up I even watched the prequels!
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A dumb ass who sux like a sponge & uses the internet just for chatting & blogging and spends hours a day doing that.
1) A looser with a myspace account, chatting on msn while he or she meets new people in some chatroom.
2)anyone with a blog & friends they havn't even met in real life.
3)"My cuz is such a sponge blog square eyes. she dosent even like sponge bob square pants"
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That’s strange feeling that descends when you’ve watched too much TV continuously for too long. A binge watching disease, which usually makes your eyes feel strange… even square!
Damn I binge watched all of Orange is the New Black and now I’ve got Square Eyes