Squatters Sphincter

When you squat too heavy and too low and your anal walls prolapse from the strain

You then have to do the walk of shame past all your lifting acquaintances

Doctor: Yes I'm afraid you have a very severe case of squatters sphincter there madam. Shame really because its a marvelous arse

Patient: is there anything that you can do for it

Doctor: I can push it back in for you but it will only fall out again next time you squat

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