squeet

A shortened version of Square Ft.

Kurtis- "Ok set designers, this apartment has to look shitty, and I'm talking like, only 4,000 squeet."

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squeet

The standard unit of squee, that is, a measure of the amount of squee an object or creature can generate. For example, a cute cartoon about kittens would measure 278 millisqueet, or 0.278 squeet. The cutest kitten photo imaginable would rate 4.8 squeet, the TEL (threshold exposure limit) before irrational gibbering will commence. A cute kitten animated gif might actually rate 0.8 or more megasqueet, resulting in a total loss of self-control (and possible bladder and/or bowel control.)

Male: "Apparently, they're remaking My Little Pony, but instead of ponies, they're kitten-ponies."
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.

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squeet

when looking for an apartment, or speaking about the square footage of something, (SQUare) and (fEET), squeet.

My apartment is 800 squeet.

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Squeet

A shortened version of the phrase “square feet.” Coined by Kurtis Connor on December 31, 2021.

“Okay set designers, this apartment has to look shitty, okay, and I’m talking like ONLY 4,000 squeet.”
-Kurtis Conner

squeet

a mixture of cute and sweet

awwww, that was so squeet. i cant believe how squeet that kitten is, its adorable..adorably squeet

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Squeeted

To accidentally Ejaculate, or romphe in one's eye.

DAMN! He Squeeted that bitch so bad, she Needs glasses!

I heard she got SQUEEtED on at that party last night!

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Squeet

It’s generally a response to someone asking you if you ate, or "jeet". (Did you eat). If you hadn’t eaten, you’d reply "squeet". Or "let’s go eat”.

Gar: Hey man, jeet?

Me: Nope!. Squeet!