Squeeze Break

A well timed bowel movement generally held as close to the end of one's work shift as possible. Performed to kill off as much of the last half hour of work as possible by defecating and rendering your asshole boss with little recourse.

Gary made it s point each day to take a Squeeze Break. His boss was wise, but there was nothing he could do. You gotta shit, you gotta shit.

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squeeze the break

Similar to a squeeze play in poker in that you are making a power move trying to force your opponents out of the last hand before a scheduled tournament break.

With a bunch of limpers behind I moved all in just trying to squeeze the break.

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