squib

-noun

1. A punctuation sign used in writing to indicate the statement as sarcasm.
2. A replacement for the ineffective usages of ellipses or italics to emphasize sarcasm through texts and e-mails.
3. Is symbolized by a combination of a 'Z' and '?' as one character.
3b. As of current, the squib symbol has not been incorporated into standard keyboards, so is substituted with {squib} following a sentence.

Ex: Wow, that was really useful information {squib}
Ex: Lindsay Lohan deserves an Oscar! {squib}

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Squib

A person born into a wizarding family that cannot do magic

Argus Filch is a squib in Harry Potter

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Squibbed

To show an unexpected victim a photograph of Oscar nominated actress June Squibb

Ah man, I’ve totally just been squibbed

Squib

A squib is a term from the Harry Potter series written by J. K. Rowling meaning a muggle(non-magical person) born to wizard parents.

- Filch, the Hogwarts caretaker is a squib.
- Mrs. Figg in Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix is a squib.

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Squib

An AFL player who meets the following criteria
a) has little to no intestinal fortitude (guts)
b) lacks intelligence with out even knowing it
c) lacks accountability
d) is just a general moron

Brett Thornton is the definition of a squib

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squib

(noun)
1. In film, a small explosive charge hidden under an actor's costume and detonated in order to simulate a bullet hit.

2. In Harry Potter, a non-magic person born to magical parents.

1. They had to re-take the shot because the squib didn't go off on time.

2. Filch is a Squib.

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Squibbing

The state of being in which you are intoxicanted to such a great extent that you feel as if you're melting and therefore useless as a human .

'dude did you see Bedgie up there by the speakers?
'yeah man he was fucking squibbing!'